Lose Fat Without Trying!

Now that is what I am talking about! Losing fat without trying through “24 tricks that work for any shape”- just sign me up baby!

I think that is the point because not only does this magazine cover promise fat loss, it tells me I can “walk off more weight” while I “eat without guilt” so I can “cure” my “body image blues”. And just to reinforce this it asks me, “Why wait? Get a hot summer body NOW!” Yea that would be cool. I live in a beach town, you know.

I guess all of this is part of being “Confident, Healthy & Strong”. Reading this mag will “recharge” my “mind & body in 20 mins.” This recharging just also happens to include tips on how to “save money and your health” while having a “brighter smile.” Wow!

And wow is how I would describe the slender beautiful young woman with the perfect white teeth on the cover who is apparently demonstrating all the things on the cover to be true.

And I used to think I had to work to accomplish such a transformation. Now I know better. I am just sittting here eating Hershey’s nuggets without guilt while typing and the fat is melting away. Unbelievable!

Exactly. Why do we buy into this stuff anyway?